Cheap Drugs SCAM

SPAM EMAIL I RECEIVED:

hey where were you

i called you 3 times.anyway

here is the store that i told to you.they have great medicines
for cheap

http://www.sevenoffice.com

- jane

MY RESPONSE:

Fucking hell! I was right by the phone, Jane! I mean, come on! I was waiting all night for you to call. I distinctly remember saying to you after work "hey, i need to go pick up my ear medicine, so just call me when you get in." I spend ALL FUCKING NIGHT waiting by that phone for you to call. You inconsiderate biatch!

Anyway, what's up with this "store" that you say is "cheap." I don't want that cheap shit. You know when I snort the cheap shit my eyeballs start to itch and I bleed from my asshole. So, no, I don't want to try your fucking "cheap" "store." Who the fuck do you think I am? A cheap store whore??? Is that all I am to you? A fucking cheap store whore? Answer me! Why are you just standing there? Got something to hide?

Baby, I'm sorry, that outburst was uncalled for. It's just...I haven't had any of the good shit in like 25 minutes and I'm a little edgy. Come here, baby. You know I'd never hurt you. Look, I'm putting down the frying pan. There it is, right on the floor.

What's that? Fine, I'll put down the knife too. Just come here and hug me.

Why won't you hug me? Well, fuck you then, you cheap store whore! Fuck you! Get out! I hate you! I never want to see you again. Take this frying pan up your ass!!!

Kevin "Fuck You, Cheap Store Whore" Mitchell